Friday, March 28, 2008

my medium-sized fury

Dear Kim,

You are really starting to piss me off. You're too fucking good. You're always rubbing it in my face. The bass lines. The lyrics. Your fucking little voice. The heartbreaking violin in Oh! FUCK YOU. No man is safe. No musician boyfriend wouldn't dump his fucking girlfriend in a heartbeat just to breathe your fucking Kim Deal air. No female musician could take a stand without being compared to you.

And to top it off I think I'm going to love your new album, too. Great. Thanks.

SALT. IN. MY. WOUNDS.

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